Trump farts smell like mumies: Sweet and spicy (Was: Bitcoin crashing again / Gradual rug pull)

[Physfitfreak]

Not sure whether this is a seasonal effect, like february
effect. I might be indicative that my theory that Bitcoin
will vaporize will soon become a ground truth.

Follow this directive:

- take your theory
- go to sci.logic
- take your clothes off down to your underwear
- dive into the pool of psychos there
- find Ross Finlayson
- walk to him and stand in front of him
- as you look forward go around him 180 degrees
- turn 180 degrees
- now you're facing Finlayson's back
- go to your knees
- pull Finlayson's pants down
- pull his underwear down
- with your right hand grab his right butt lobe and pull away to
expose his butthole
- stick the middle finger of your left hand into his butthole and
search around
- you will find a piece of paper in there, folded
- pull the paper out
- unfold the paper
- you will see this script on it:

"My name is Alan Folmsbee."

- write your theory on the paper, below that script
- fold the paper
- stick the paper into Finlayson's butthole and leave it there like
it was before
- stand up
- pull your last underwear down
- stick the same middle finger up your own butthole this time
- scream, "Mini Theorie isch veröffentlicht worde!"

Then fuck off you cock sucker.

[Bertietaylor]

Roachie demonstrates his anal physics which being merely ridiculous is
less toxic than e=mcc physics.